Pat and Dennis welcome Scott Schaffer to the show to talk about Dennis' pending job loss, Scott's adventures in NARCing, a bad seed in the pro-pot movement, black Barbie, stage flubs, tipping your bartender, racism by association, and the other "F" word. Also, Dennis poops his pants, and Scott poops his pants more.

Dustin Kaufman and Brian David join Pat for the usual accidental racism, plus talk of filming crotches, a rundown of Pat's workout routine, and a discussion about the challenges of political humor. Also discussed are rap and crap, baby boners, Jewishness, and the Amish mafia. Enjoy!

Another food-themed episode! If you're hungry for a hilarious discussion about Taylor Swift's sick beats, steel erections, Dennis' mistrust of people in masks, the story of "one guy, one jar", getting "snussy", and/or memories of "outside trains", then this is the episode that will fill you up! Patrick and Dennis are cooking up the laughs with Aaron Naylor and Miguel Ruiz on episode 22 of The Patrick Ryan Show. Feast your ears on it now!

Patrick and Dennis are joined by Zach Smith and Patrick Moore, and together the group schemes ways to get the attention of potential corporate sponsors. Along the way, they blackmail ADT, deliver some creampie surprises, examine their potential sociopathy, show apathy towards flag burning, and get anxiety about voicemails. Slide this episode into your ear now!

Patrick and Dennis taco bout a lot of different things this week. But they mostly taco bout tacos and mispronounce the name of a popular burrito joint. Tune in now!