Patrick, Dennis, and guest Hank Lamlech discuss the strange case of a semen switcheroo, and this somehow leads to talk about conjoined twins and the fascination with how "relations" work when two people share a body. Listen now to share in the laughs!

Patrick and Dennis welcome Rashaad Wright to the program in order to help them sort out the eternal mysteries of the universe. For instance, how does porn make money? How do people get sick? How does menstruation work? Why are modern vampires so different? What are the plot points of "Spawn"? Why do children hit themselves when they're trying to think? Where did "The Bit Challenge" go? Who will survive the Apocalypse? And why does Rashaad have so many a's in his name? (Okay, they don't discuss that last one, but seriously, why?)

Pat and Dennis have Adam Maxwell back on the program, and the trio talk about dentist visits, pork fries, playground equipment that can injure kids, and jerking off to puppets. Also, Dennis' mom calls, and Pat tells a little joke about little people that gets him in normal-sized trouble.

Dennis is back, and he's a wreck. Tune in now to hear Patrick give him hell for being such a screw-up!