Patrick and Dennis are joined by Gage Barton and Nate Eubanks, and somebody is apparently mad at somebody else. Are they mad at defense attorneys who have no friends? Maybe they're angry at the people who do something that everyone agrees is way worse than smuggling coke. Or it could be the little men that try to one-up nature that has their dander up. You'll just have to listen to find out, but one thing everyone agrees on: Koko is clinically depressed.

Jake Redpath joins Patrick and Dennis, and we learn some intimate details about the trio. For instance, things Jake loves: his badass dad, pooping in public, and Pat's vasectomy.Things that make Jake cry: Indian's pumping gas. Things that Dennis Loves: eugenics and yanking off for money. Things that make Dennis cry: a particular pop song, a certain children's book, and human evolution. Things that Pat loves: car stereos and nothing else. Things that make Pat cry:nothing. Things that Pat hates: troops, black people, Al Gore, children, women with pee funnels, and pretty much everything else.

Episode 17 is a real sausage fest, as Patrick and Dennis discuss "private'" matters for 40 minutes. But the boys also manage to talk about a few other things, such as Fox news, gym couples, Chipotle, Snapchat, live nude puppet chat, and using "Kevorkian" as a verb. Also, Pat's drinking problem versus Dennis' eating problem. Tune in now to laugh with (and at) these glorious dicks!

Glenn Bolton, Brad Ellis, and Brannan Murphy join Patrick up in the hizzie fo' shizzie, and this diverse cast of KC comedians get a rittle bit lacist this week. They also discuss sex with single moms, butt stuff, women's restrooms, MMA fights, and unfunny tweets. Tune in now to be utterly offended!