This week on the show, a time-traveling food bandit, fall asleep in Tennessee wake up in Texas – a terrible nightmare, Big Brother shuts down the ocean bubble boy, Ronald McDonald’s arrest in China, The Watcher House, 1980’s guilt that just won’t go away, and our Craigslist Killer HATES false advertisement.

This week on the show, “This book is mine, I’ll not pay the fine” a lesser known Dr. Seuss book, a stinky crime, where not to hide when you escape from prison, A pasta wedding that America hates but New Zealand is onboard for, terrible parents of the US and UK, and finally a Craigslist Killer story with a happy ending!

This week on the show, a prank so good you’ll destroy a burger, the Hamburglar just wanted some 5 guys, defense against the dark arts, a convict would have got away if it weren’t for his impaled leg, DIY DUI checkpoint, and everyone is pointing fingers in our Craigslist Killer this week!

This week on the show, A drug sniffing rabbit, the cops found him in a dryer, a virgin in Bangkok got a sexy billboard, downing a plane with yoga, murderous first graders, an update on the fake senator, and there’s a snitch in our Craigslist Killer this week.