Patrick, Dennis, and returning guest Brad Ellis discuss powcohol, life extension techniques for lifers, the value of oral skills, ice cream trucks, auctioning Pat's brown eye, and so much more. Tune in now to learn some important life skills!

Patrick and Dennis recap a show that was a real drag. This leads to talks about testosterone strokes, how to make a man out of a woman, and the anti-progress of St. Joe. Also, joke thievery, a porn search engine challenge, and plans for a groundhog takeover.