Pregnant women can kill people in NH, breast milk jewelry, fixing the penis rock in Norway, getting stuck in a draw bridge, the mini crossbow craze, and getting robbed while reporting on crime.
PHELPS V. SHARK, Teens stealing cop cars, making the city pay for your butt lift, drowning a rabid raccoon, please don't pee in our courthouse, Kansas man sentenced to wife, KFC is sending chicken to space, manspreading in Spain, and chicks wearing hairy dude swimsuits.
Bringing fake drugs to Bonnaroo, handing out porn to the finance committee, chimps in court, the correct response to onions in your food, getting struck by lightning inside, pulling your kid's teeth at WalMart, the sawdust escape, and the Jason Statham of saving someone during a seizure!
Mr. Met loses his cool, calling 911 when you're lonely, the town that stared at sex all day, a mail carrier's plot on dogs, bringing bed bugs to the municipal building to complain, a balloon crash is a bad omen, subway performers brawl, and seeking a bbq dad.