This week on the show, my favorite song from dark side of the moon, the lady who loved her cats too much, anyone can be a lawmaker in Ohio, how to crash your own funeral the right way, and our craigslist killer pays for his stolen goods.

This week on the show, a job so unnecessary no one will notice if you’re gone, Chill out PETA this greased up pig is a dude, Iran VS. Valentine’s Day, Never get a DUI if you have a kid, and our Craigslist killer just needed a place to crash.

This week on the show, I googled myself and saw my toe’s 50% rating, songs in your vagina, baby cry translator, Eagle attack drones, The chase is on, and our Craigslist killers shows that you aren't even safe in the middle of the afternoon.

This week on the show, Terrorists have a sexy side and sometimes they want to show it, Thais love dolls... no they really love dolls, El Chapo: Alaskan edition, that fish has the cutest nose, and our Craigslist killer is just trying to score a few points with the girlfriend and bros