Info

The Patrick Ryan Show

Comedian Patrick Ryan and his funny friends convene every week to poke fun at each other, riff on current events, and discuss the world of stand-up.
RSS Feed
The Patrick Ryan Show
2018
January


2017
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January


2016
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January


2015
December
November
October
September
August
July
May
April
February
January


2014
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February


Categories

All Episodes
Archives
Categories
Now displaying: 2014
Dec 22, 2014
Christmastime is finally here, and Patrick and Dennis are ready to stuff your ear-stockings with talk of beer for dogs, fake gay/straight "twins", holiday gifting, cold weather blues, zombies, and bad audiences. Also, Dennis dies, and Pat plays the "Guess Who's Richer" game. Listen now to get on Santa's nice list!
Dec 15, 2014
Dennis is running late, but Patrick and guest Tim McLaughlin go ahead and kick off the episode with a discussion about peeing and pooing at the same time. This is followed by some tech talk about podcasting, and also some shop talk about being screwed out of money by comedy clubs. Then Dennis arrives, and the guys get gay with posts from GROWLr, some banter about semen addiction, and musings about Oscar the Grouch's living situation. Listen now, or regret it forever!
Dec 8, 2014
Pat and Dennis welcome Scott Schaffer to the show to discuss things that are better than other things. For instance, being a slut is better than being a nice girl on the Dating Game, knowing about the BTK Killer is better than being a stupid idiot who doesn't know any damn thing, holiday food is better than regular food, not making jokes at the gym is better than making the trainer think you're a jackass, day drinking is better than grocery shopping, and keeping your girlfriend happy is better than sleep talking. Listen now for these and other helpful and hilarious tips!
Dec 1, 2014
Patrick and Dennis are re-joined by re-turning guests Aaron Naylor and Miguel Ruiz, and together they re-visit the ol' "Hamburger" routine. They also discuss McDonaldland characters, a holiday tragedy, PBR, animal rape, a political career or two, hot dog boobs, homeopathy, drive-thru crime, Gay John, and - believe it or not - SO much more! Listen now for the funny stuff!
Nov 24, 2014
Patrick, Dennis, and guest Hank Lamlech discuss the strange case of a semen switcheroo, and this somehow leads to talk about conjoined twins and the fascination with how "relations" work when two people share a body. Listen now to share in the laughs!
Nov 17, 2014
Patrick and Dennis welcome Rashaad Wright to the program in order to help them sort out the eternal mysteries of the universe. For instance, how does porn make money? How do people get sick? How does menstruation work? Why are modern vampires so different? What are the plot points of "Spawn"? Why do children hit themselves when they're trying to think? Where did "The Bit Challenge" go? Who will survive the Apocalypse? And why does Rashaad have so many a's in his name? (Okay, they don't discuss that last one, but seriously, why?)
Nov 10, 2014
Pat and Dennis have Adam Maxwell back on the program, and the trio talk about dentist visits, pork fries, playground equipment that can injure kids, and jerking off to puppets. Also, Dennis' mom calls, and Pat tells a little joke about little people that gets him in normal-sized trouble.
Nov 3, 2014
Dennis is back, and he's a wreck. Tune in now to hear Patrick give him hell for being such a screw-up!
Oct 27, 2014
Patrick welcomes Dominic Davis back to the show to shoot the shit with him. They talk shit about kids, shit about fish, shit about baseball and Pokemon cards, shit about a BDSM massage parlor, but mostly shit about dogs. Lots and lots of dog shit. Tune in now to get the scoop!
Oct 20, 2014
Pat and Dennis talk about cancer-sniffing dogs, geek stuff, surviving into old age, school politics, child discipline, and grammar rules; but mostly they have their minds blown by the Beanie Baby craze of the 90's. Listen now! It's a solid investment, we promise!
Oct 13, 2014
Pat and Dennis start out by talking about crappy music, but that somehow segues into a discussion about lab-grown penises, which segues into talk of tickling grown men, porno waitresses, fake g-spots, and Ben Affleck powers. Listen now to engorge your funny bone!
Oct 6, 2014
Pat and Dennis sit around and talk about the potential repercussions of the midget joke, Dennis' desire for an heir to his kingdom, animals and/or aliens as meals, cow romance, and political b.s. Also, Pat gets uncharacteristically anti-racist, and the show is declared an intergalactic podcast.
Sep 29, 2014
Pat and Dennis welcome Scott Schaffer to the show to talk about Dennis' pending job loss, Scott's adventures in NARCing, a bad seed in the pro-pot movement, black Barbie, stage flubs, tipping your bartender, racism by association, and the other "F" word. Also, Dennis poops his pants, and Scott poops his pants more.
Sep 22, 2014
Dustin Kaufman and Brian David join Pat for the usual accidental racism, plus talk of filming crotches, a rundown of Pat's workout routine, and a discussion about the challenges of political humor. Also discussed are rap and crap, baby boners, Jewishness, and the Amish mafia. Enjoy!
Sep 15, 2014
Another food-themed episode! If you're hungry for a hilarious discussion about Taylor Swift's sick beats, steel erections, Dennis' mistrust of people in masks, the story of "one guy, one jar", getting "snussy", and/or memories of "outside trains", then this is the episode that will fill you up! Patrick and Dennis are cooking up the laughs with Aaron Naylor and Miguel Ruiz on episode 22 of The Patrick Ryan Show. Feast your ears on it now!
Sep 8, 2014
Patrick and Dennis are joined by Zach Smith and Patrick Moore, and together the group schemes ways to get the attention of potential corporate sponsors. Along the way, they blackmail ADT, deliver some creampie surprises, examine their potential sociopathy, show apathy towards flag burning, and get anxiety about voicemails. Slide this episode into your ear now!
Sep 1, 2014
Patrick and Dennis taco bout a lot of different things this week. But they mostly taco bout tacos and mispronounce the name of a popular burrito joint. Tune in now!
Aug 25, 2014
Patrick and Dennis are joined by Gage Barton and Nate Eubanks, and somebody is apparently mad at somebody else. Are they mad at defense attorneys who have no friends? Maybe they're angry at the people who do something that everyone agrees is way worse than smuggling coke. Or it could be the little men that try to one-up nature that has their dander up. You'll just have to listen to find out, but one thing everyone agrees on: Koko is clinically depressed.
Aug 18, 2014
Jake Redpath joins Patrick and Dennis, and we learn some intimate details about the trio. For instance, things Jake loves: his badass dad, pooping in public, and Pat's vasectomy.Things that make Jake cry: Indian's pumping gas. Things that Dennis Loves: eugenics and yanking off for money. Things that make Dennis cry: a particular pop song, a certain children's book, and human evolution. Things that Pat loves: car stereos and nothing else. Things that make Pat cry:nothing. Things that Pat hates: troops, black people, Al Gore, children, women with pee funnels, and pretty much everything else.
Aug 11, 2014
Episode 17 is a real sausage fest, as Patrick and Dennis discuss "private'" matters for 40 minutes. But the boys also manage to talk about a few other things, such as Fox news, gym couples, Chipotle, Snapchat, live nude puppet chat, and using "Kevorkian" as a verb. Also, Pat's drinking problem versus Dennis' eating problem. Tune in now to laugh with (and at) these glorious dicks!
Aug 4, 2014
Glenn Bolton, Brad Ellis, and Brannan Murphy join Patrick up in the hizzie fo' shizzie, and this diverse cast of KC comedians get a rittle bit lacist this week. They also discuss sex with single moms, butt stuff, women's restrooms, MMA fights, and unfunny tweets. Tune in now to be utterly offended!
Jul 28, 2014
Glenn Bolton, Patrick Ryan, and Dennis Chanay gather to discuss the marketing potential of dog shirts, the handling of hecklers, and the learning of swear words. They also touch upon Gallagher's racism, Ellen's coming out episode, Fringe Fest buttons, and monkey food. Things get eclectic on this week's episode, so tune in now!
Jul 21, 2014
Dominic Davis sits down with Patrick and Dennis to air some dirty laundry, which includes talk of hookah addiction, how his story about losing his virginity makes his current girlfriend uncomfortable, weird o-faces, the Denver airport conspiracy, Tila Tequila, and technology twits. Tune in now for all of this and more!
Jul 14, 2014
Comedian Colby Cusick visits the show to join Pat and Dennis in a discussion that includes talk about the Disney princess infiltration, Mennonites, kissing cousins, animal dildos, long underwear, the hand, Pat’s pterodactyl, and Jeff Dunham’s racism. Also, Oprah, PSA’s, grandmas, and “talk about pussy”. You should definitely listen to this episode, unless you are just against the idea of laughing today.
Jul 7, 2014
Comedian Elliot Threatt joins Patrick and Dennis from the Green Room of Kansas City's Stanford's Comedy Club for a candid and insightful discussion about the business of comedy, including sexual politics, paying dues, ridiculous demands, and (for some weird reason) Pat's height. This is Pat's first Grammy-winning guest, but you just might feel like you won a little something if you tune in now!
1 2 Next »