In the strange news this week, polyester pants on rats, a freshness explosion, you can't ride the manatees, creepy clowns, and measuring your manhood in the bathroom. Plus Brandon Patrick is on the show this week!

On the Internet this week in weirdness, stealing a cop car with your hands cuffed behind your back, a girlfriend that'll call in a bomb threat for you, a lifetime of stolen socks, mailing dead animals when you don't get that job, and a real life "psycho". Plus Steve Moser is on the show this week!

This week in weird news stories, the teen doctor is back, robbing a bank to escape your wife, New Zealand library hates kids, and creepy clowns in the south!

This week on the Internet, finding meth in your GameStop game, the "Bad Apple Culprit", a toddler got a ticket, bees swarm I-435, and Japan's "secret weapon"!