In weirdness this week, the man who took the blame for having his privates chopped off, a 10 year old's joyride, and some of the most ridiculous ways people have died throughout history. Plus, Jeff Nelson is on the show this week!

In Internet weird this week, cows eating Skittles, advertising your heroin on FaceBook, you can’t swallow a goldfish in UK, Amish horse diapers, and asking a judge for a harsher sentence.

In Internet weirdness this week, sexual assault math assignment, following a trail to a bank robber, one woman's experience with a sex robot, What really happened to Hitler, the curse of the Cottingley Fairies, and finally we've got a note from the creepiest guy at Coachella. 

The Internet brought some great stories to the show this week! "The Watcher" house is back in the news and it's here to stay! Buy all the newspapers to hide your DUI. South Korea is mapping out where its' fertile women are and putting it on the Internet. A woman who blames the lottery office for her losses. The wheelchair DUI guy is back! AND finally, one town's only plow driver quits while buried in 2 feet of snow! 

It's a new year and we're kicking it off right with talks of resolutions and fights with families in the street. Then we get to the weird news with a Mummer's Parade now with less racism, tipping your waitress with valium, the man who didn't talk to his wife for 20 years while living together, and the hair stylist with a fee for whiny kids.