Ahoy, mateys! Patrick and Dennis somehow find themselves hooked on the subject of pirates, which is weird because we always pegged them for a couple of landlubbers. Anyway, this episode is sure to reel you in, so push play now!

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! Jessie Turney joins Patrick and Dennis this week for lots of car talk, a little drug talk, a porn protest-protest, and so many more car-azy stories. We'll take the wheel; you just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

Patrick and Dennis are hiding out in a hotel room this week with comedian Adam Richmond. In this episode filled with intrigue, the group digs into the nitty-gritty of Adam's legal adventures. But then suddenly everyone gets busted, and they go into whisper mode. Bad politics, bad neighbors, and bad pussy all play a role in this week's show, so strap on your spy gear and push the play button! The Patrick Ryan Show is about to take you under the influence, and above the law!