The army of robots started out dancing..., a robot to see you to the afterlife, psychic payday, checking a gun by pulling the trigger, a new clown, high class problems of high class hookers, torching your trailer to teach druggies a lesson, getting high on Trump, and Saudi Arabia still loves the Macarena! 

An accidental nuke warning, Trumpsters and Juggalos hanging out, spraying manure on the border patrol, the silent song, and a 16 year old could be our governor.

These are all good ways to describe our stories this week.

We're back! And we've got drowning robots, getting off to the Emoji movie, the phantom barber of India, monkey crackdown, and someone is pretty certain of what happened to MH370.