Making an 8 year old your chauffeur, the jogging pooper, bake sales based on race in NM, apocalypse in CA, forced entry to find a drinking buddy, flushing money in Geneva, Hannibal pictures won't help your parole, AND the white woman who burnt herself black. PLUS, Dustin Slentz is on the show!

This week on the pod the guys start out by following up on the verdict from the story of the monkey that sued a photographer. The show then takes a turn to the extraterrestrial for an in depth look at what one man who worked at an Ohio Air Force Base had to say about underground tunnels and Roswell. And finally Dennis brings the guys back down to Earth with some good 'ol Quora weirdness.

Nose jobs and permanent erections, weeding out fake news as a job, using your brother's name in jail, the postal cartel, the director of the Exorcist sees an exorcism. Plus, Spencer Perkins is on the show this week!

Take a trip back a couple of years into the Obama era and find out how the hamburger is made.